Cracked Asstrology app for iPhone and iPad


4.7 ( 4347 ratings )
Lifestyle Entertainment
Developer: Leaf Group Ltd.
Free
Current version: 1.0.1, last update: 7 years ago
First release : 24 May 2013
App size: 6.86 Mb

Unsure about the future? Need love advice? Career guidance? Wondering which organ to sell to make next months rent? The Cracked Asstrology App has all the answers.
Rated the #1 Most Scientifically Accurate Horoscope App by Cracked.com and its subsidiaries, Asstrology has put together a team of astrologers who have internet access. Meet Professor Gort, who has the astrological acumen of a super-computer; Erin, a genuine clairvoyant (even though shes still not very good at it); Sean, our resident sell-out; Liz, whod rather be doing anything else than this job; Keith (well tell you about him later...); and Jeffrey, aka The Zodiac Time-Killer!